That's right. If you haven't heard yet, May is...
National Masturbation Month!
Not that it shouldn't be celebrated every month!
I like masturbation. I try to celebrate it daily.
In fact, sometimes I can't help but do it, even in the riskiest of places.
My office at work is in the front of the building. One wall of my office is a giant window that looks out upon the parking lot.
Some days I enjoy looking out at powerful Texas spring thunderstorms. I watch my co-workers come and go in the mornings, evenings and at lunch. If I'm in dire need of a break, I will sit and watch the squirrels play in the giant pecan trees that shade the parking lot.
But sometimes, those windows become an audience to a willing exhibitionist who can't help herself.
While catching up on my blog reading today, I stumbled across this. Then I saw this and wow, even this.
Then suddenly, my breathing turned shallow and my hips began to squirm.
The door to my office is open. The blinds on the window expose all the goings on behind my desk. Anyone could walk in. Everyone can see me... but I couldn't help it.
I had to touch myself.
What about you?
Has there ever been a moment, or recurring moments, that you knew you could possibly get caught but your hands wandered to the throbbing needs that overwhelmed you? Have your pants ever gotten so tight that you just had to reach in and release the tension lest you explode?
Fill me in!!!
Leave me a comment with a great scenario, story or brief summary of your riskiest masturbation moment. Where is the riskiest place you've ever masturbated?
Come on now! We all do it.
You could win a $50 coupon to Eden Fantasys!
Use the $50 towards a wonderful new sex toy (they have great toys for women and men), an erotic film or book, even lingerie, condoms and party favors!
Feel free to email me your story if you're too shy to comment. Just remember that your story will be shared (but I can keep you anonymous) when I announce the winner.
My girlfriend Marie's mom always said, "Masturbation is a gift from God."
Celebrate it, my friends. Hand over fist!