Momma was jonesing for sex.
I didn't even realize it. I'm not generally the horn-dog I once was. I'm very satisfied with the lovin' I get from my man. This time though... sheesh! I was already "ready" before I even went to work on Friday morning. A quick visit out to one of my fave porn sites helped to ease the tension a bit.
I sent him naughty texts during the day. Then, as I drove through traffic to get out of town, I was subjected to even more sexual innuendo thanks to a few Sonic billboards:
|Billboard reads: "Longer, Plumper"|
Yet another Sonic billboard was advertising their hamburgers and used the slogan, "Thicker, Juicier".
I was practically drooling and already moist within the first hour of the drive!
Thank goodness they already took down the QT billboards that used to be on my drive:
As I got closer to my Gentleman's house, I ran into a traffic jam. I was so frustrated! I was calling everyone a "cockblocker"! I couldn't even ride the asses of the slow cars in the fast lane without my mind conjuring up some sort of "ass-riding" fantasy.
I know I was driving too fast on the freeway. I was already imagining being pulled over and me explaining, "I'm sorry, Officer. I am really horny and can't wait a minute more to put my man in my mouth." I giggled thinking that the cop would more than likely offer me an escort for the rest of the drive.
You'd think I hadn't had sex in years!
Once I could actually get my hands on my man, I couldn't stand it anymore.
Later, in the shower, I explained to him, "Baby, sometimes a girl wants her man to make love to her as if she's still a virgin. And sometimes.... a girl just wants to be fucked like a porn star."
Thankfully, he's really good at reading my moods.